Hopefully the supressed animal spirit inside of me is attempting to pack on winter weight because I literally cannot stop eating. I scarf down an english muffin at 7:30 and by 8:00 I'm eating an orange. The hours until lunch seem to go on forever and I cant' stop thinking about the rest of the english muffins tucked away in their drawer. If I manage to make it to lunch, I hoover down some soup and chips and then spend the rest of the afternoon hunting for random pieces of chocolate and candy to fill the void until dinner. Inevitably dinner is not satisfying because I am cooking it, so then I spend the rest of the evening trying to talk myself out of going back to the kitchen for snacks.
God this is awful.
Anyway, I just wanted to vent because I'm excusing it as normal but really I think maybe it's a tapeworm or baby. I don't really think it's a baby. Or a tapeworm. I think it's something worse. It's lack of willpower. But instead I will blame it on allergies, because this time of year in Texas you can blame literally anything on allergies and someone will nod in agreement and pity you.
Do these allergies make me look fat?
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