Subliminal Messages Piss Me Off

I was just subjected to the usual ridiculousness of a Cialis commercial, in which a couple hooks up at  grocery store and then partakes in a picnic that magically appears in the middle of the healthiest orange orchard on the face of the Earth.    Which would be annoying enough but for the 10-second close up on their wedding rings halfway through the commercial, which leads me to believe that the makers of Cialis want to ensure that all their viewers understand that they only condone sex enhancing drugs when taken by married folks.    After which, we all know the couple is to sit side by side in separate claw-footed bathtubs, outside and holding hands.  Because you can have sex (outside, in a public place) but you can't share a bathtub.   And when you do take a bath (in a public place), it ought to be outside.   Explain that.